var monName = new Array ("Jan", "Feb", "Mar", "Apr", "May", "Jun", "Jul", "Aug", "Sep", "Oct", "Nov", "Dec");

var now = new Date;

var today_human = now.getYear() + " " + monName[now.getMonth()] + " " + now.getDate() + " " + now.getHours() + ":" + now.getMinutes() + ":" + now.getSeconds() + " GMT";

var today_unix = Date.parse(today_human.replace(/-/g, '/'))/1000;